gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

(Source: hayleu, via recharges)

crystallized-teardrops:

the real question is how did i get addicted to this site 

(via g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(via acomas)

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via hotboyproblems)

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via hotboyproblems)

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via hotboyproblems)

Anonymous:
What is your workout regimen?

relahvant:

well occasionally i get up to walk downstairs to the fridge when i run out of food or to go to the bathroom

that about covers it

Same

I fell in love with my demons, because sadness is all I have come to know.
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